Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.
that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?
I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger
boob cups could also kill you. If you fall on your chest, all your weight will be on the middle of the boob cups and your sternum could be crushed. bye bye heart.
and the fact that this is the Mulan from “Once Upon a Time” makes it even better
Time for a little tmi
Last night I was using a dildo on my gf as I went down on her, and after she had a rather lovely orgasm I left it in while I crawled up to give her one of those slow post orgasm kisses. Anyway, she broke the kiss because she needed to cough, and this caused the dildo to shoot out of her vagina and across the room to hit the dog right in the face! It gets worse. The dog then starts licking her cum off of it before picking it up and running out the room, so I had to spend the next ten minutes (naked) chasing that furry little pervert around the house to wrestle a sex toy out of her mouth, while my gf is pissing herself laughing in the bedroom.
This is she. The pervert. The voyeur. The dildo thief herself.
I had to wipe cum off of this sweet little face.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.
I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.