Hi, my name's Laura. 26. British. Lesbian. In love with the most wonderful woman. I'm a shy introvert who's incredibly quiet and awkward in person. This blog is mostly beautiful women and porn with other random posts that interest me, make me laugh, or nourish my shipper heart.
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When you’re smarter than most of the boys who try to keep up with you and you’re not afraid to demonstrate it, bitch is the word they like to use to make sure you don’t raise your hand in class anymore

When you’ve had sex with someone else and you won’t with another guy, slut or bitch is the word they like to use to shame you for your choices

When you aren’t the nice, beautiful, demure girl with no opinions that he’d love to take home to his mom, bitch is the word they use to tell you you’re going to be alone, that you’re not worthy of a thousand nights next to him

Don’t use it. If you’re a male, don’t you dare use it. It isn’t your place.

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Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

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ok I have a moral dilemma. The first time I went to my best friends house I got really drunk and hit on her 13 yr old brother (I am 16/17). I made a habit of doing this, but became very persistent in not making any advances on him. I stayed at her house again on monday night, and she fell asleep and he and I got physical. He has a girlfriend. NOT TO MENTION HE IS MY BEST FRIEND'S KID BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? WHAT? DO I MESSAGE HIM? I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND. WHAT DO I DO? PLEASE x


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